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Some material may be inappropriate for young children We can only shudder to imagine what his least favorite scene was "The Whole Ten Yards," a Warner Bros The 2000 original wasn't exactly begging for a sequel â€â€? it seemed to wrap itself up in a rather tidy fashion â€â€? but it was surprisingly funny in a low-key, film-noir way â€â€?â€â€?â€â€? Motion Picture Association of America rating definitions: G â€â€? General audiences This might not have seemed so obnoxious if Jimmy, Oz and Jill weren't already frantically bouncing off each other 'Whole Ten Yards' Stretches Jokes Thin Apr 9, 6:53 AM EST It's only three feet from "The Whole Nine Yards" to "The Whole Ten Yards," but the jokes get stretched so thin, it feels more like a mile Bruce Willis, as retired hit man Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski, was supremely cool and confident ) Oz is more skittish than ever, having equipped his house with an elaborate security system and stocked it with an arsenal of weapons Some material may not be suitable for children All ages admitted This, coincidentally, is one of Willis' favorite scenes in the movie, according to the press notes And Jill, the fledgling hit woman, wants desperately to kill someone, so she's constantly pointing a gun and firing at something â€â€? usually the wrong thing ("I thought I married a contract killer, not Martha Stewart," Jill whines in a joke that's even more groanworthy than it would have been a month ago Jimmy has turned into a crazed homemaker, padding around the house in bunny slippers and obsessing over vacuum lines and his latest lobster creation R â€â€? Restricted Running time: 97 minutes Matthew Perry, as dentist Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky, his nervous next-door neighbor, allowed the laughs to flow from his deadpan delivery PG-13 â€â€? Special parental guidance strongly suggested for children under 13 Perry bumped into and knocked over a couple of things in the original movie, but repeatedly injures himself here â€â€? and it's not even funny the first time And Amanda Peet, as Oz's dental hygienist, Jill, was disarming in her perky obsession with becoming an assassin Oz, meanwhile, is living luxuriously in Los Angeles with Jimmy's ex-wife, Cynthia (Natasha Henstridge), who was a femme fatale in the first movie and is now a wife and giddily expectant mother All that has been scrapped here in favor of broad slapstick and loud, shrill repetitiveness One star out of four Kevin Pollak, who simmered in the original film as mobster Yanni Gogolak, completely boils over as Yanni's father, Lazlo Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian Howard Deutch â€â€? who seems to specialize in sequels, following "Grumpier Old Men" and "The Odd Couple II" â€â€? directed a script by George Gallo, whose previous buddy comedies include "Midnight Run" and "Bad Boys PG â€â€? Parental guidance suggested NC-17 â€â€? No one under 17 admitted Perhaps the most overbearing scene of all is the one in which Jimmy and Oz get drunk in the middle of the day at a motel bar and continue screaming at each other until Jimmy collapses in a heap of grunts and sobs as he laments his unfulfilled desire to be a good father " But it's hard to tell whether Willis and Perry have the kind of chemistry that the actors did in those earlier films; "The Whole Ten Yards" was shot and edited so erratically, it seems as if it was slapped together â€â€? something the title alone suggests When the movie begins, Jimmy is hiding at the beach in Mexico with Jill, who's now his wife, after having faked his death with the help of Oz and some false dental records Pictures release, is rated PG-13 for sexual content, some violence and language The usually likable character actor is covered in prosthetics that make him look like an elderly Liberace, and every "v" is a "w" in his cartoonish Eastern European accent They're thrown together again when Jimmy's former employer, Hungarian mob boss Lazlo Gogolak, is released from prison and sends his thugs to kidnap Cynthia Paris Hilton Tops Blackwell's 2003 List Jan 13, 9:19 PM EST Mr " But in an exclusive interview, Blackwell told AP Radio in Washington: "Paris came up shining with a big spotlight saying, `Pick me!' She was just the most natural contender to make No " Madonna and Britney Spears â€â€? "kissin' cousins of couture crime" â€â€? were tied for second place, followed by Shania Twain (country-fried kitsch), Diane Keaton, Jessica Simpson, Celine Dion (half-sequined scarecrow, half-gaudy acrobat), Missy Elliott, Melanie Griffith, Courtney Love (torrid temptress of fashion) and Lara Flynn Boyle In a statement, he described those on the list as "Ten Titans of Fashion Terror that, in 2003, ran the gamut of style-free excess from trashy to flashy, frumpy to dumpy and every egregious variation in between "I'm just telling them what I think of it A lot of the stars are looking better than ever and it was very tough to find 10 bad ones 1 this year "She does everything she can to be outrageous, everything she can to be over the top, everything she can to be too much and she succeeded â€â€? and what she got from it was a great TV show," Blackwell told AP Radio The acid-tongued critic and former fashion designer has been ailing in recent years, preventing him from reading his 44th annual list aloud to the press Blackwell, chronicler of clothing catastrophes, poked fun at socialite-reality TV star Paris Hilton Tuesday for committing the worst fashion follies of the past year "I'm not telling them how to dress," he told AP Radio from his home in Hancock Park, Calif " Hilton, star of the Fox reality show "The Simple Life," became an inadvertent Internet icon when a homemade sex video she shot with her then-boyfriend made the rounds online " On the positive side, Blackwell praised Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Garner, Diane Lane, Salma Hayek, Oprah Winfrey, Katie Holmes, Tippi Hedren, Beyonce, Faith Hill, Sarah Jessica Parker and the Countess of Wessex, the former Sophie Rhys-Jones, as "Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2003 |
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